Dearest creeps, I cannot tell you how many times female friends have talked about ‘leagues’ to me. It happened again just today. It’s weird because although I far from regard myself as a ‘stunner’ I have no concept of leagues at all. Is that weird? Is this media or mum-induced? And do boys think this way too?

So, in the spirit of my own personal dating motto which is AIM HIGH (repeat it like a mantra please) listen to this new Rumble Strips track and be empowered. It is produced by smarm-bag Mark Ronson (GROSS) but is orchestrated by the awesome Owen Pallett (PHEW) rendering it listenable, and then some. I personally can’t stop. Yay!