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TWAT BOUTIQUE – THIS THURSDAY 1st JULY – DALSTON SUPERSTORE

We be guest DJing at Twat Boutique’s 1st Birthday at Dalston Superstore along with NATHAN of GOSSIP fame, this Thursday 9pm til late – PLUS it’s FREE. Be sure and get down early as we’re doing the early shift PLUS it gets RAMMED up in here fast – that sounds a bit rude. Ha!

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If you need love, you can wish for that

In a black hole of misery, I will shine in the sky as the sun with sunglasses

Miniature Tigers – Gold Skull (MP3)
Sleigh Bells – Tell ‘Em (MP3)
Tinie Tempah Ft. Labrinth – Frisky (Album Version) (MP3)
Arcade Fire – Month Of May (MP3)
Kelis – Scream (MP3)
Neverever – Young And Dumb (MP3)
Screaming Females – Arm Over Arm (MP3)
Plushgun – Mixtapes (buffetlibre remix) (MP3)

SUMMER SONGS! The one thing I do like the summer is the yellowy orange light which makes everything seem a lot more fun and nice – the downsides are the heat and the sweating and the risk of tanning – yucko! That aside these songs have been keeping me joyous.

Miniature Tiger
‘s Gold Skull sounds like a retro ice-lolly advert with joyously cute opening bleeps, but their friend Sleigh Bells has a more heavy handed approach to the electronics with the lightness coming from sweet sweet female vox. Plushgun‘s Mixtapes remix on the other is a cutesy affair on both the electronics and lyrics – twee and electronic like love and marriage – maybe twee-tronic will be a new thing. This beat is twee-twee-tronic.

Arcade fire have kept everyone at a distance with their secretive mythology stuff and maybe that’s why I’m enjoying their new stuff for it’s simplistic lyrics and accessibility- Month of may feels like it’s already a 80s rock classic enjoyed by dads in their cars – of course, in a good way as opposed to a Jeremy Clarkson way! Simple-ness also abounds in Neverever‘s Young And Dumb – it’s so upbeat and has a sound familiar to a lot of male fronted bands coming out at the moment – but I’d HATE this if it did have male vocals – I know, I’m a total man misandrist! Check me out!

Screaming Females — there’s actually so much I find joyous about this track that I don’t want to say anything about it — just listen! Summer bangerlanga Tinie Tempah‘s Frisky is totally disposable pop fun – I would totally risk it for a chocolate biscuit just to answer!

I’ve been obessed with Kelis‘s Scream since a lo-fi mp3 version leaked an age ago – ever since I first heard it I’ve been thrilled by the ‘you’ll ne-ver know’ bit where it kicks in. I have a strong mental image of a load of normal looking people doing insane running around leg dancing with their arms flat by their sides – like river dance (but cooler).  I hope this is the next single and they do a video based on this!

Note to self – try to be more concise – please enjoy the musix!

Chug-a Chug-a motion like a railroad train


H.U.N.X. – Can a man hear me (MP3)
H.U.N.X. – Loco-motion (MP3)

Camp extravaganza H.U.N.X is disco side project of none other than Hunx of Hunx and his Punx fame. Loco-motion is a disco danceable homo-rework of Little Eva‘s classic – Can a man hear me has a 90s nostalgic dance feel and wouldn’t be out of place standing side-by-side with 2-Unlimited and Rozalla.  Enoy!

Bigger than a monster

U got 2 let the music


We’re PSYCHED to be guest DJing at DirtyConverse Disco’s 1st anniversary next Saturday! Expect WILD DANCING, DISCO FEVER and GAY/STR8 ABANDON! £5 all night, arrive early to avoid any queue-related disappointment!

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So darn rich, people tell me she’s a witch!

AMAZING SCENES from 1980s Top of the pops — this is a totally breathe-taking song and performance from Sue Wilkinson.

I’ve bought ‘You’ve got to be a hustler if you want to get on‘ on 7 inch (the only format and which disappointingly wasn’t ever released in a picture sleeve) so when we get the needle on our rekkid player fixed I’ll post an MP3.

Until then, enjoy the video my little creeps!!

Maybe Liza or Judy or Babs?

Us Creeps are freaking out with excitement about seeing HUNX & HIS PUNX this Thursday -- if you haven’t got your ticket yet be sure and pick one up here! It’s surely going to be a gay old time!

Even though it’s probably a nod to The Cramps we’re hoping he doesn’t wear the thong at the show though! It’s TOO MUCH! Haha!

We dont need no

Pink project’s Disco Project is A STRANGE AFFAIR INDEED! Love how the children clearly don’t speak English during the lip-sync. Also find their album cover art a strange and beautiful thing! Enjoy!

Your sword goes straight through my heart

SO as it’s my birthday I thought I’d give you guys presents! Crazy right? I know! Ha! Please find below a bumper batch of amazing tracks for your aural consumption!

I’m not even going to review them because I know you’re all smart enough to make your own decisions\delete what you don’t like\treasure what you do BUT special shout outs to Lovefoxxx for her impression of a man voice on Spoiledboy, Rockwell for his ‘Mr (or Miss)’, Pens for being so amazing at the Ladyfest show, Alphabeat for making me love Hole in my heart (I didn’t wanna do it), and The Bitters for making me so addicted to Warrior that I had to listen to it up to 5 times a day! xxxx

The Bitters – Warrior (MP3)
80Kidz – Spoiledboy Feat Lovefoxxx (MP3)
Alphabeat – Hole In My Heart (MP3)
A-Trak X Drake X Birdman – Loonies To Blow (MP3)
Baby Monster – She Comes Alive (MP3)
Gucci Mane Feat. Pharrell Williams – Soldier (MP3)
Harlem – Friendly Ghost (MP3)
Jump Jump Dance Dance – Show Me The Night (Grum Remix) (MP3)
Lemonade – Lifted (MP3)
Tanlines – Real Life (MP3)
The Ruby Suns – Cranberry (MP3)
Thee Fair Ohs – Summer Lake (MP3)
Washed Out – Belong (MP3)
Xyx – Microvibraciones (MP3)
Dum Dum Girls – Jail La La (MP3)
Pens – Freddie (MP3)

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Lung Leg – Kung Fu On The Internet (MP3)
The Jacksons – Walk Right Now (MP3)
The Dooleys – Wanted (MP3)
Rockwell – Obscene Phone Caller (MP3)