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Baby, If I’m hurt, you’ll feel the pain

Best Coast – Boyfriend (MP3)

At the forefront of the lo-fi dreamy 60s style pop movement is Best Coast (he says with AUTHORITY haha). When I first heard this, I was convinced she was singing about a girl and was completely thrilling over it (in the way that anytime any alternative music offers anything non-hetero I get excited) – ‘I wish she was my boyfriend’. But I was soon proven wrong in the verses with her use of male pronouns and realised that the coupling of the words ‘wish’ and ‘he’ was deceiving my ears! Still a great pop song but could have been better if it was about a girl – Ha!

Kisses – Midnight Lover (MP3)

Of all the great Kisses songs to come out so far, this is my favourite. There’s something I fall in love with whenever I hear a low male vocal that’s tinged with sadness. I love the chorus – it’s so simple and so sweet – and classically romantic (maybe not for the veggies though) ‘I would like to take you out, for a nice steak dinner – just me and you.’ Again, that 80s feeling similar to Depeche or Duran!

Wild Nothing – Chinatown (MP3)

This track is so rich sounding it almost doesn’t sound electronic. Wild Nothing’s lofi electronic noisefest is so delicate and echoey it’s an instant charmer. I love songs that talk about fog!

The Books – A Cold Freezin Night (MP3)

This is verging on the sound of insanity – repetitive beats, and noises along with the strangest vocal clips from children.  But there’s something completely compelling about the un-actualised children’s threats of violence that’s addictive and actually verging on cute! Also CHECK OUT THE AMAZING VIDEO!

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Drinking Electricity – Breakout (MP3)

Minimal electronics and guitars twinned with dispassionate female vox from this 80s twisted pop duo from Scotland.  Strange and wonderful!

Barbara & Brenda - If I'm Hurt You'll Feel The Pain (MP3)

NOW for something completely different! A bit of classic 60s soul. I love how in soul, you're allowed to say something as amazing as 'If I'm Hurt You'll Feel The Pain' - you just don't get pop music like that now. I thrill when she says 'but that's just one of man's rules' - YES - MANZ RULEZ SUCK! x

More crackers please!!

THRILLING EVENTAGE in the shape of MORE CRACKERS PLEASE! I secondarily wanted to post about it to show off that I drew/designed the flyer and Kathleen Hanna looked at it and she said it was 'so beautiful' - haha! But primarily, it's going to be an A-MAZING time. Tickets are literally seconds from selling out so be sure and snap one up toot-sweet!

BUY TICKETS HERE - READ MORE ON FACEBOOK

21st century schizoid man

There's something I find bit (erm) unloveable about Kanye - I think it's ever since I saw him live and there was a cringe-to-death drawn out theatrical rant praising god and jesus and stuff. GRIM viewing.

THAT SAID - I am really enjoying POWER. And this new teaser video is bee-u-t-iful! Obvious Michelangelo Sistene styling but also Henry Darger and Rider-Waite Tarot - I Swoon - to death!

All Rock ‘n’ Roll is homosexual

As another new Manic Street Preachers album looms on the horizon (Postcards From A Young Man is out in September) and I find myself yet again having to defend this once so vital and fiercely intelligent band to haters, I thought I might as well just get it out here once and for all.

So below are just a few reasons why I followed MSP obsessively around the country as a teenager and tracked down every b-side, why I thought it was wise to scrawl 'Repeat After Me Fuck Queen and Country' on the back of my green army jacket and walk around Manchester town centre on a Saturday afternoon and why they could make a million more new records, all deathly bad, and I would still love them forever for what they once were.

1. It wasn't Just 17, a gal pal or even my mum that did it, MSP taught me how to put on eyeliner:

'Stay Beautiful'

2. My peers spent hours getting wasted, laid and then blathering on about it. I was a dweeb and preferred a good book. MSP taught me the power of words, to gain strength from knowledge and along the way introduced me to some of the world's most influential writers:

'Faster'

3. MSP showed me that provoking people could be loads of fun:

'You Love Us'

'Love's Sweet Exile'

4. In the nineties it felt to me like thugs with guitars ruled British mainstream music. MSP were a safe haven from all of that:

'Little Baby Nothing'

5. Confused and angsty? MSP said it was ok to be sad, they even sang about it:

'La Tristesse Durera (Scream To A Sigh)' (embedding disabled)

6. And finally, and perhaps most importantly, I was heavily into politics at school, much to the derision of my classmates. I didn't really care though, MSP showed me that it was ok to be a geek:

'Revol'

I call it on-land-swimming

Amazing scenes from Angela Lansbury - Positive Moves! Remember - 'Present yourself as a woman of loveliness' and to 'give yourself a break - there's something to like in every body'!

Eh hey I’m like a beast

Alexandra Burke - Start Without You (MP3)

This summer bang-a-langa was brought to my attention recently by T-Bop of Unskinny Bop. I played it once, thought it sounded a bit like Annie and then listened again and again and again. I'm completely addicted - as I'm sure you will be too! ENJOY!

I’m afraid this kind of joy can’t last

Gene Pitney - Town Without Pity (swoon!)

Ending this won’t make you strong

Amazing scenes of surprise gayness in  Male Bonding - Year's Not Long video.  Is this the year of alternative gay men? LETS HOPE SO!

Crystal eyes

The Nightblooms - Crystal Eyes (MP3)

Dreamy grungey lo-fi from the 90s which sounds like it could have been produced by femme-fronted-lofi-noise-makers of current days (bar a few 90s guitar extravagances early in the track). Actually, this sound is atypical of the rest of the Nightbloom's music unfortunately - 'why?' is the question I ask - the answer? WHO KNOWS! Ha!

TWAT BOUTIQUE

TWAT BOUTIQUE - THIS THURSDAY 1st JULY - DALSTON SUPERSTORE

We be guest DJing at Twat Boutique's 1st Birthday at Dalston Superstore along with NATHAN of GOSSIP fame, this Thursday 9pm til late - PLUS it's FREE. Be sure and get down early as we're doing the early shift PLUS it gets RAMMED up in here fast - that sounds a bit rude. Ha!

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